Hindi dahilan ng
pagiging “BROKEN”
para gaguhin
ang buhay………..
eh ano
kung iniwan
ka nya?????
you can live your life
without those
STUPID USERS /
DAMN LIARS….!
*…..diba diba tama*
Archive Page 2
19
Mar
09
tama…
18
Mar
09
wag manghinayang!
Wag kang matakot
kung iwan ka nya…….
wag kang manghinayang
kung binigay mo
lahat ng dahil sa kanya……
isipin mo bat ka manghihinayang
sa taong sobrang……
TANGA para ipagpalit ka
sa taong walang kwenta!!!
*very inspiring*
17
Mar
09
nakow!!
If somebody
is taking advantage
of your feelings
then tell him / her this:
“Mahal lang kita ngayon..
antay ka lng……
Matatauhan din ako.”
*uo nga nmn*
17
Mar
09
walanjowk! 2
Spanish Teacher : Class, use “PUERA” in a sentence.
Juan : “Mi maestras son bonitas.” (All the teachers are beautiful.)
Spanish Teacher : Oh, thats very flattering. but where’s the “PUERA”?
Juan : “Puera ka.”
nyahahah bad….
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Bata : Laro tayo ilong ilong!!!
Nurse : Cge taya ka!
Bata : Game!!!!! ilong ilong ilong…..Mata!
ay bagal mo taya kana!!!!
Nurse : Cge!!! ilong ilong…….. Sternocleidomastoid!!!
Bata : Tangina ka!!!
hahahahaha……
.
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There are two perfect guys out there………
the only problem is they’re dating each other.
hahahahaha!
perfect!!!
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Anak : Inay, gusto ko ngayong bday ko espesyal ha.
dapat yung message mo sa akin “matotouch at maiiyak ako”.
Inay : anak,,,,,,, Ampon ka….
nyahahaha….
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Nangyari naba sau yung habang kinakausap mo kaibigan
mo,napatitig kana lang sa kanya at bigla mong naicip………….
“hmmmmmm……mukha xang masarap ah??
haha….hmmmmm
*may naalala lan ako*hahaha
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*boy abunda at mahal*
Boy Abunda : Mahal,kung ihahalintulad mo ang sarili mo
sa isang kasangkapan sa bahay, ano ka???
Mahal : kachi chimple lang ako ticho boy……chiguro chupa…
mahilig tlaga ako cha chupa…..ang charap kachi pag nacha chupa…
kaupo cha chupa…dapa cha chupa…higa cha chupa..
kaya cha chupa ako…..chupa!!!
waaaah…haha
si mahal tlga!!!!
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13
Mar
09
walanjowk!
Gay : paturo nmn ng badminton! Coach : hawakan mo lng ang raketa na parang “junjun” ng lalake. Gay : ganito po ba?? Coach : Tanga! Wag mo isubo! ahahahaha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
May mga banat na din ang mga nanay sa mga lasenggerong anak:
Aanhin mo pa ang Alak,
kung sa akin palang,,,,
TATAMAAN ka na.?????
hahaha..
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Titser : Juan, kung ako’y asawa ng tatay, nagsilang sa mga anak, at tawag ay ilaw ng tahanan, Ako ay isang.????
Juan : Isang ambisyosang bakla sir.!
hahahahah…..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lolo : apo, sabihin mo sa lola pahilot si lolo at antok na antok na!
Apo : Yoya, paiyot yoyo antot na antot na. lola : sabihin mo wla aq sa mood, tulog na! Apo: yoyo waya tamod yoya,tuyot na.– ayun buyoy ang bata!
wak ka itip matama!!hahahahaha
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6 parts of men are useless…..
Adams apple — that cannot be eaten.
2 nipples –without milk.
2 eggs –you cannot fry.
and
a bird –that cannot fly.
hahahahaha
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“kapag tinanong ka ng magulang mo kung ano napapala mo kakainom……”
“tanung mo din kung ano napapala nila kakatanung”
sabay takboooo!!hahahaha
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nung umalis ka ayaw na sana kitang habulin pa.. pnigilan ko sarili ko sa bandang huli hinabol din kita sabay sigaw, “uy, nagkapalit tau ng tsinelas, havaianas un sakin, eto sau,
rambo.
hahahaha.
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12
Mar
09
Estudyante At Driver!!!!!!
Part 1.
Estudyante : Manong Bayad! Driver : San galing? Estudyante : Sa akin! Driver : (gago to ah) San papunta? Estudyante : E di sau! Tanga!!!!Part 2.
Estudyante : Manong, bayad ho. Driver : San galing? Estudyante : E di sa bulsa ko! Driver : hindi! san sumakay? Estudyante : E di sa jip nyo! Driver : (loko to ah, bgyan ko nga ng kulang na sukli) Estudyante : O manong, bat kulang ‘to? magkano ba quiapo? Driver : Bakit? Bibilhin Mo???Part 3.
Estudyante : Bayad ho! Driver : Ilan to?? Estudyante : Hindi ba halatang isa?? Driver : San galing? Estudyante : Sa nanay ko. Driver : (gago to ah!)San papunta? Estudyante : Sa kaibigan ko. Sama ka? Driver : (Wag ko nga suklian!)Estudyante : Manong Sukli ho ng 50??
Driver : asa bulsa ko na!!!Part 4.
Estudyante : Manong dadaan ng quiapo??? Driver : may naghihintay ba don? Estudyante : (bumabawi ah!) Driver : quiapo! quiapo! Estudyante : Manong para po! Driver : Para san? Estudyante : Sa tabi ho! Driver : tabi nino???
hahaha…….hangkuleeet!!!
\(^^)/ powerhug10
Mar
09
hersheys!
*daan aq mega mya,,,nagcacrave aq sa hersheys eh…..wheew!!!
HAIZT…NAKAKALUNGKOT ANG PAGPANAW NG MASTER RAPPER NA SI FRANCIS M..
NAKIKIRAMAY!!!
ksabay ng init ng araw ang msamang balita na receive q thru text message
na deadzz na daw si francis m..i didn’t expect this
dahil ang pagkakaalam q e successful nmn ang chemotherapy nya
and ganun na lang pala kaiksi ang buhay nya.. sososad:-(
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bakit nga ba ganito title ng entry q….wala aqng hatred maxado sa lyf pero cguro SENTImode lang ako ngayon(affected sa mga nbabasa q,,,global crises,,,sa mga past experiences,,,nostalgia frm my family,college days,friendsss,tropapipz,,etch)qng iicipin nga nmn napaka bilis ng panahon,,qng nuon wla pa q maxado iniisip sa lyf ngayon kailangn q magisip para sa buhay ko at para sa buhay ng iba…nkakastress un diba..diba!!!^.^
nung bata tayo,pakikipagkompetensya sa mga kalaro iniintindi natin but now pakikipagkompetensya sa mga propesyonal na tao na hinaharap natin..parang no choice dba.,,kailangan maghirap at gawin mga makakaya para makapagsurvive sa lyf…sa lyf na npakaunfair (ipokrita/o ang hindi magaagree)ayt…Why s dat lyf is so unfair? Why is it dat things don’t always go the way you planned, or ever?,,,,, You think that you’ve got everything, the perfect marriage, children, job en den one thing after anoder constantly goes WRONG!!!
bittersweet!!!mas gusto q buhay q nuon napaka simple kasama ang buong pamilya kahit madalas nagaaway -away kame magkakapatid (which is part tlga un)pero masaya,,nakakamiz ang awaybata,,and ngayon hiwa-hiwalay na kame!!! 
nakakamiz!!!!tamang paglalaro nung elemdays!!! h.s and colldays bz na sa pakikipagchikahan,,,,pagrereview ng bonggang bongga d day before magexam,,,pagtitrip kasama mga friends,,pagsight sa mga crushes,,pagalam sa mga sked nla (stalker?)hehe.,pagtambay sa videokehan mlapit sa skul,,,taz nomohan after…outoftown gimik wid barkada…aun kakamiz ang lahat lahat!!
parang ganito lang din yan eh…\”nabubuhay tayo para kumain..kumakain tayo para mabuhay…nabubuhay tayo para kumain..kumakain tayo para mabuhay\” paulit ulit……mga paghihirap natin sna lang in the end maging successful..en magkaron ng mgandang result lhat lhat ng paghihirap natin…. ayt!!!!!
ADJA….
ADJA….——–
Lifes A Bitch Then Theres The Ironing
fell in to a burning ring of fire
Kitchen Bitchin'
Anything is Possible on Bitchin' Bridge Or at least it's permitted . . .
No Bitching Zone
sick of the bitching!
Bitching about taxes
refer to peace and love
Dream Destruction
hey
Life is tough
life is a bitch and then you die
GUMISING……
MALUPIT ANG MUNDO EH…..PERO
MINSAN NAICIP KO….MAY MGA
TAONG GUMIGISING PARA LANG MAKITA AKO…..SYANG NAMAN…..(//.^)
piz….
24
Feb
09
ang bata pa ng gumawa……
dadie Alfie Patten (father at 13)
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waaahhhh…can’t believe it,,,until azul prove it….
that Lina Medina (youngest mother on record,@Age 5)
- 1939: Lina Medina of Paurange, Peru gave birth to a 2.7 kg son (5.9 lb), Gerardo, by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 in Lima at the age of 5 years, 7 months and 21 days. Her parents, who assumed their daughter had a tumour, took her to a hospital, where she was determined to be seven months pregnant. Although Medina’s father was arrested on suspicion of rape, he was later released due to lack of evidence, and the identity of who impregnated Medina was never uncovered.
source: snopes.com
***haizt..kawawa nmn..
2009
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
alfie patten and baby maisie
****at that age we should be playing street games or computer games not having sex or playing parents….
hayy nakakaloka tlga mga bata ngayon…..
23
Feb
09
idol q sa oscar….
at the 81st Annual Academy Awards held at The Kodak Theatre on February 22, 2009 in Hollywood, California.
i ❤ both of them
simple but elegant vanessa
zack efron
waah,zackwidme…hohe
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ahahayzzz.
tingin pa lang panalo na..
wheew…soooo hooooot!!
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my idol….my favorite…..EVER SINCE!
yan lang muna…
update q nalang ulit 😛
simplefula09 
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